catystorm: ([SW] Luke - facepalm)
catystorm ([personal profile] catystorm) wrote2005-10-24 02:08 pm

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Me: *putting storm windows in for parents*
Window: *really big*
Me: *puts window in frame, starts tightening screws*
Window: *CRACKS*
Me: OMGWTFBBQ *flails, and claps,*
My brain: *catches up and realizes that won't fix window*
My brain: *starts beating me with a dead chicken*


Me: *calls mom* ...I broke the window.
Mom: What? How bad?
Me: Well, it cracked in the bottom corner...
Mom: Oh, that's not bad. Duct-tape it.
Me: ... and the crack goes all the way up to the opposite corner.
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: How did you do that?
Me: I dunno! I wasn't even touching it! I thought it was going to bite me!
Mom: Well, duct-tape it.
Me: ...
Me: *ducttapes it*



I can already tell that this is going to be one of those days.

Also, bah. Bengals lost. :/ 27-13, even. Ouch. But, 'tis just a bump in the road. Next week: Packers! The Bengals are still 5 and 2, and still leading the AFC North. Best season in fifteen years, so far. *is impressed*
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[identity profile] djcati.livejournal.com 2005-10-24 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Window: *CRACKS*
Me: OMGWTFBBQ *flails, and claps,*


AH HAHA YOU WIN.

[identity profile] wofl-iron.livejournal.com 2005-10-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* You win the internet

[identity profile] peach-jello.livejournal.com 2005-10-24 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Catie, I love you. Seriously. You're the only person I know that will willingly admit to clapping when trying to fix/break/create/SOMETHING ...something. I am so totally stalking you. Forever. ♥ XDD;

[identity profile] russdur.livejournal.com 2005-10-25 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez...and here I was convinced you were only 99.87% obsessed.

You win.

BTW good use of low playing the crack, and props for the good use of duct tape (even if it wasn't your idea). :D

Russell^_^