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[catystorm]

Me: *putting storm windows in for parents*
Window: *really big*
Me: *puts window in frame, starts tightening screws*
Window: *CRACKS*
Me: OMGWTFBBQ *flails, and claps,*
My brain: *catches up and realizes that won't fix window*
My brain: *starts beating me with a dead chicken*


Me: *calls mom* ...I broke the window.
Mom: What? How bad?
Me: Well, it cracked in the bottom corner...
Mom: Oh, that's not bad. Duct-tape it.
Me: ... and the crack goes all the way up to the opposite corner.
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: How did you do that?
Me: I dunno! I wasn't even touching it! I thought it was going to bite me!
Mom: Well, duct-tape it.
Me: ...
Me: *ducttapes it*



I can already tell that this is going to be one of those days.

Also, bah. Bengals lost. :/ 27-13, even. Ouch. But, 'tis just a bump in the road. Next week: Packers! The Bengals are still 5 and 2, and still leading the AFC North. Best season in fifteen years, so far. *is impressed*

Comments

[djcati.livejournal.com]

Window: *CRACKS*
Me: OMGWTFBBQ *flails, and claps,*

AH HAHA YOU WIN.

♥

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

VisionHunts: WHAT??
CatyStorm: NOTHING
VisionHunts: You had an array? What what??
VisionHunts: Tell me!
VisionHunts: TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!
CatyStorm: NO NOTHING I ADMIT NOTHING
VisionHunts: You had an ARRAY?!
CatyStorm: Well, in mind.
VisionHunts: YOU WERE VISUALIZING AN ARRAY?
VisionHunts: When you clapped?!
CatyStorm:
VisionHunts: ...
VisionHunts: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
CatyStorm: ....
CatyStorm: STOP MOCKING ME DAMN YOU!
VisionHunts: I just want you to know how special you really are. n_n
CatyStorm: I wasn't awake, damn it. You can't hold me accountable for my actions before I've had coffee.

[castalidragon.livejournal.com]

Who's a cute wikkle Beanie? You are! That's right! You are! *mock baby voice*

[luckycat-r.livejournal.com]

I'm just impressed on how in-character she's training herself to be for the con.

Oh... wait...

She IS the Bean Alchemist... my bad!

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

[peach-jello.livejournal.com]

...and omfg, you totally win. I just sporfled soda all over the floor. ...and strangely, my cat who is now partially covered in cola is trying to drink it. As it seeps into the carpet. o__O;

You win. *gives cookies*

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* You win the internet

[peach-jello.livejournal.com]

...Catie, I love you. Seriously. You're the only person I know that will willingly admit to clapping when trying to fix/break/create/SOMETHING ...something. I am so totally stalking you. Forever. ♥ XDD;

[russdur.livejournal.com]

Jeez...and here I was convinced you were only 99.87% obsessed.

You win.

BTW good use of low playing the crack, and props for the good use of duct tape (even if it wasn't your idea). :D

Russell^_^