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[catystorm]

Me: *putting storm windows in for parents*
Window: *really big*
Me: *puts window in frame, starts tightening screws*
Window: *CRACKS*
Me: OMGWTFBBQ *flails, and claps,*
My brain: *catches up and realizes that won't fix window*
My brain: *starts beating me with a dead chicken*


Me: *calls mom* ...I broke the window.
Mom: What? How bad?
Me: Well, it cracked in the bottom corner...
Mom: Oh, that's not bad. Duct-tape it.
Me: ... and the crack goes all the way up to the opposite corner.
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: How did you do that?
Me: I dunno! I wasn't even touching it! I thought it was going to bite me!
Mom: Well, duct-tape it.
Me: ...
Me: *ducttapes it*



I can already tell that this is going to be one of those days.

Also, bah. Bengals lost. :/ 27-13, even. Ouch. But, 'tis just a bump in the road. Next week: Packers! The Bengals are still 5 and 2, and still leading the AFC North. Best season in fifteen years, so far. *is impressed*

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[peach-jello.livejournal.com]

...and omfg, you totally win. I just sporfled soda all over the floor. ...and strangely, my cat who is now partially covered in cola is trying to drink it. As it seeps into the carpet. o__O;

You win. *gives cookies*