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Ahahahahaaaa, fuck this is funny. I would have paid to see that. XDD
In other news, overtime. FUCK YOU ADIDAS.
Also, we got the Hickory Farms package from crazy uncle again. I am far too lazy to explain. :P Maybe later.
-------[YOU]--------
1] What's your real first name? Catie
2] What's your nickname? ...I refuse to answer that.
3] What's your gender? Female
4] How old are you? 22
--------[FAVORITES]--------
5] Who's your favorite character? Russell. Edward's the close second. Ed: WTF, I'm second to THAT loser???
6] Song? "Bratja"
7] Opening? "Link"
8] Ending? Tobira no Mukou e
9] Elric Brother? I can't choose, I love them both.
10] Deadly sin? Greed. Because he is the PIMP.
11] Chimera? Martel. She was so cool.
12] Episode? 50. For the SHEER AMOUNT OF BLOODY CHAOS it threw the fandom into for that week. Oh, my God, it was AWESOME.
13] Scene? When Ed dyed his hair. That was feckin' cool. Wish I could dye my hair like that.
14] Place?Iceheart's LusankyaDante's SEKRIT HIDDEN LAIR!!1OMG!
15] Game? I want to say "Dream Carnival" but I haven't played it yet, so "Curse of the Crimson Elixir."
16] Military staff? Roy.
17] Male character? Okay, okay, Edward.Stop whining at me like a beaten dog, dammit. Just because I said Russell first...sheesh.
18] Female character? Hawkeye. Because, damn.
--------[EITHER ?'S]--------
19] Who's cooler? Ed or Roy? Roy. Ed, you're nifty and all, but the self-cauterizing his own GUT WOUND and THEN taking Lust down makes Roy the fucking COOLEST.
20] Who's cooler? Ed or Al? They're both dorks. But Ed's got the 'woo, look at me, I'm a midget and I kicked your ass' thing going on. *hides from Ed*
21] Which is cuter? Neko or Hayate? BLACK HAYATE!
22] Who's stronger? Armstrong or Izumi's husband? Armstrong will out-sparkle anyone.
23] Who's more brutal? Winry or Izumi? Has everyone MET Izumi? Mou, she makes Hiko look sane. I don't blame Ed for diving for the window, that's for damn sure.
24] Who's the deadiest? Envy or Lust? Lust is more... sane... about killing people. Envy just randomly STICKS HIS HANDS THROUGH PEOPLE'S CHESTS.
25] Which is better? Automail or alchemy? Alchemy, DUH.
26] Who's smarter? Ed or Roy? Edward in the book-smarts department. Because he's just scary like that. Roy on overall knowledge.
27] Who's cuter? Ed or Roy? Cuter? Definitely Ed. I wouldn't define Roy as "cute." He's too... tall...to be cute. *is killed very quickly*
28] Which is more painful? Losing a leg or an arm? Um, ow? Owwie owwie owch? I'd think they'd both be really damn painful.
29] What's better? Metal or fire? Fire. Fire burns things all pretty-like.
30] What's better? Steak or potatoes? Steak AND Potatoes AND cheese! *is having Steak, & potato and cheese soup* All right, I guess steak is better.
31] Who's cooler? Winry or Riza? Hawkeye wins.
32] Who would win? Riza or Izumi? Izumi. Hawkeye might be quick with her guns, but Izumi's got alchemy, having seen the Gate she doesn't need a transmutation circle, and, oh, she's fecking TERRIFYING.
33] Who would get married? ... I pity the women, let's just put it like that.
34] Who would say "poop?" Roy or Winry? ... okay, that's just weird. And, Winry. Roy would just say "shit" like everyone else.
35] Who would say "buttmonkeys?" Ed or Hughes? Heh. Buttmonkeys. *giggles* Hughes. Totally Hughes.
36] Who wouldn't say "howdy do?" Riza or Rose? Hawkeye.
--------[ED AND AL'S ROOM]--------
37] First floor or second floor? Second.
38] One or two beds? ...two.
39] What kind of wallpaper? ... this is a really strange section.
40] The floor? Rug, tiles, wood, etc. etc.? ... really, really strange.
41] How many windows or do they even have a window? ... there were windows.
42] What's inside their closest? Books. Lots, and lots, of alchemy books.
43] Is their room clean? Depends on who's cleaning. Al would probably pick up any mess his brother makes without even thinking about it.
44] 1900-ish or let's make it modern? ... wtf?
45] Depending on your answer above, what supplies do they have? ... this is very strange.
46] Any pets? If so, what kind? Den! And Al's insane amount of kitty-friends!
47] Home alone, party, parents, etc.? WTF?
48] What type of bedsheets do they have?... white?
--------[WISHES]--------
49] Why is he/she/it your favorite character? Edward is just so infinitely amusing.
50] Do you wish you were like him/her/it? No. I'm already frighteningly enough like him as it is.
51] Do you wish you were with him/her/it? For sanity's sake, no. It's bad enough having him live in my head.
52] Do you wish him/her/it is real? Well, yes. Because it would make life that much more interesting.
53] Do you wish Fullmetal Alchemist never ends? No. It has to have an end, otherwise it would just die of stupid and lazy plots.
54] Do you wish the Fullmetal Alchemist movie was on right now? GOD YES, I want to see it with subtitles SO DAMN BADLY.
55] Do you wish you had automail? That would actually suck, a lot. I like my limbs plenty, thanks. Now, if I were missing one, that might be a different story. But I'm not. (Taisa, stay away from me with that hacksaw. I'm serious.)
56] Do you wish you were a big suit of armor? Do I LOOK insane to you? (...don't answer that.)
57] Do you wish you were in the military? Nope. I've no desire to be in the military.
58] Do you wish that alchemy really worked? If you're asking if I wished it was possible to transmute something by pure will alone, (and harnassing energy from another world), then yes. That would be cool.
59] Do you wish for a endless amount of Fullmetal Alchemist stuff in your room? Too late.
--------[YOU IN THE FMA WORLD]--------
60] What would be your name? Catie
61] Your rank? State Alchemist
62] Are you an alchemist? *stares at you* Look, have you MET me?
63] What type of alchemy do you use? Type? TYPE? *sighs* There are no "types" there are people who SPECALIZE. I wouldn't bother in specializing because I'd be holed up somewhere, cackling, creating the Philospher's Stone.
64] Who are you friends with? Dunno. I doubt I'd come across people, although I wouldn't be surprised if the Elric-kyoudai show up since I'm up to my ears in literature on the Stone.
65] Who are your foes? People who get in my way.
66] What is your purpose in the Fullmetal Alchemist world? Gih, I need a purpose? Go away, I'm studying.
67] Are you strong, smart, fast, etc. etc.? Depends on if I'm in spacey-Kenshin mode or cool-Kenshin mode.
68] Does the Elric brothers cross paths with you? *points to above*
69] Do they join you? *envisions how cool it would be to slam the door in Ed's face* Hee hee hee. Erm. They'd probably be bugging me, Ed especially, for information.
70] Does Roy happen to bump heads with you? Unfortunately. Side effect of being the military.
71] Does Roy flirt with you? Hope not, I wouldn't want to have to rearrange his face. I don't think Edward would like that very much.
72] Anyone else you run into? Literally? Probably too many people. I'm a klutz.
73] Does anyone ever save you or are you too tough to be saved? Probably depends on the situation, and if I notice/care that I need rescuing.
74] Did you almost get killed by anyone? Not that I recall.
75] What areas/towns have you visited? I don't get out much, but probably Central, aside from whereever it is I live. *glances around* Where DO I live?
76] Are you a lazy or outgoing person? ... Go away, I'm studying.
77] If you're an alchemist, do you desire for the Philosopher's Stone? *stares at question incredulously, then points up to question 63*
78] Do you have any automail? No, I'm stupid but I'm not THAT stupid. OR that reckless.
79] Any friends with you? Probably lots of them. *laughs*
80] Whatever your purpose was, do you succeed? I dun't know, it would be interesting if I did manage to create the Philospher's Stone by the directions *I* have, which are considerably different than the ones in the show. If I did, I would have... a LOT of power, because it would mean considerably less DEATH in the creation of the Stone. ^_^x
81] Did you ever kill anyone during a fight? Um, I don't think so. Have I been in any?
82] If you saw a poor lil' neko or dog, what would you do? Give them to Al to watch Ed completely freak out.
83] If you're an alchemist, who would you ask for advice anything about alchemy? No one, that's what my books are for.
--------[FANDOM]--------
84] Would you call Ed short if you really met him? Oh, hell yes. Although, preferably from across the room.
85] Do you have a crush on any of the characters? Not that I'd admit to. XD
86] Would you want to marry him/her? No. I'm not THAT crazy.
87] Would you ask Al if you could hide inside his armor? Ask? What is this "ask?" Out of the way, I'm hiding from your 'niisan! *DIVES*
88] Are you a obsessed fan? *stares* I have the instructions to create the Philospher's Stone. YOU TELL ME.
89] Do you own a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist crap? *sighs* Yes.
90] Own a Fullmetal Alchemist website? I barely have time for my own websites, why create a bad fansite when there's a million better ones already out there?
91] Do you draw lots of Fullmetal Alchemist fanart? A... decent amount.
92] Lots of Fullmetal Alchemist fanfics? Not 'lots,' but some.
93] What would be your reaction when you see Roy in a mall or someplace? Stare, and stalk him around the mall like we did that guy who looked exactly like Folken.
94] What would be your reaction when you see Ed in a hardware shop or someplace? "I'd turn to whoever I was with and ask in a loud voice who that 9-year-old was, and should we ask him where his parents are before he hurts himself with the pretty tools?" That answer... is perfect.
95] What would be your reaction when you see Armstrong in a gym or someplace? Hide, before the sparkles KILL ME.
96] Have you seen the whole series? OH GOD YES.
97] Are you obsessed with a certain character? Not...really. Not as badly as you'd think. Just... amused.
98] Have you ever dreamed or thought about Fullmetal Alchemist during school, in a car, in bed, etc. etc.? Oh, yes. The weirdest dreams are the ones when I'm Ed, and I'll always wake up sleeping funny and have no feeling in my right arm, and I'll freak out.
99] Between a scale 1-10, how big a fan are you? Easily a 10. Maybe somewhere between 11-12.
100] Do you wonder why you took this Fullmetal Alchemist survey? Yeah. My fingers are cold now. o_Ox
In other news, overtime. FUCK YOU ADIDAS.
Also, we got the Hickory Farms package from crazy uncle again. I am far too lazy to explain. :P Maybe later.
-------[YOU]--------
1] What's your real first name? Catie
2] What's your nickname? ...I refuse to answer that.
3] What's your gender? Female
4] How old are you? 22
--------[FAVORITES]--------
5] Who's your favorite character? Russell. Edward's the close second. Ed: WTF, I'm second to THAT loser???
6] Song? "Bratja"
7] Opening? "Link"
8] Ending? Tobira no Mukou e
9] Elric Brother? I can't choose, I love them both.
10] Deadly sin? Greed. Because he is the PIMP.
11] Chimera? Martel. She was so cool.
12] Episode? 50. For the SHEER AMOUNT OF BLOODY CHAOS it threw the fandom into for that week. Oh, my God, it was AWESOME.
13] Scene? When Ed dyed his hair. That was feckin' cool. Wish I could dye my hair like that.
14] Place?
15] Game? I want to say "Dream Carnival" but I haven't played it yet, so "Curse of the Crimson Elixir."
16] Military staff? Roy.
17] Male character? Okay, okay, Edward.
18] Female character? Hawkeye. Because, damn.
--------[EITHER ?'S]--------
19] Who's cooler? Ed or Roy? Roy. Ed, you're nifty and all, but the self-cauterizing his own GUT WOUND and THEN taking Lust down makes Roy the fucking COOLEST.
20] Who's cooler? Ed or Al? They're both dorks. But Ed's got the 'woo, look at me, I'm a midget and I kicked your ass' thing going on. *hides from Ed*
21] Which is cuter? Neko or Hayate? BLACK HAYATE!
22] Who's stronger? Armstrong or Izumi's husband? Armstrong will out-sparkle anyone.
23] Who's more brutal? Winry or Izumi? Has everyone MET Izumi? Mou, she makes Hiko look sane. I don't blame Ed for diving for the window, that's for damn sure.
24] Who's the deadiest? Envy or Lust? Lust is more... sane... about killing people. Envy just randomly STICKS HIS HANDS THROUGH PEOPLE'S CHESTS.
25] Which is better? Automail or alchemy? Alchemy, DUH.
26] Who's smarter? Ed or Roy? Edward in the book-smarts department. Because he's just scary like that. Roy on overall knowledge.
27] Who's cuter? Ed or Roy? Cuter? Definitely Ed. I wouldn't define Roy as "cute." He's too... tall...to be cute. *is killed very quickly*
28] Which is more painful? Losing a leg or an arm? Um, ow? Owwie owwie owch? I'd think they'd both be really damn painful.
29] What's better? Metal or fire? Fire. Fire burns things all pretty-like.
30] What's better? Steak or potatoes? Steak AND Potatoes AND cheese! *is having Steak, & potato and cheese soup* All right, I guess steak is better.
31] Who's cooler? Winry or Riza? Hawkeye wins.
32] Who would win? Riza or Izumi? Izumi. Hawkeye might be quick with her guns, but Izumi's got alchemy, having seen the Gate she doesn't need a transmutation circle, and, oh, she's fecking TERRIFYING.
33] Who would get married? ... I pity the women, let's just put it like that.
34] Who would say "poop?" Roy or Winry? ... okay, that's just weird. And, Winry. Roy would just say "shit" like everyone else.
35] Who would say "buttmonkeys?" Ed or Hughes? Heh. Buttmonkeys. *giggles* Hughes. Totally Hughes.
36] Who wouldn't say "howdy do?" Riza or Rose? Hawkeye.
--------[ED AND AL'S ROOM]--------
37] First floor or second floor? Second.
38] One or two beds? ...two.
39] What kind of wallpaper? ... this is a really strange section.
40] The floor? Rug, tiles, wood, etc. etc.? ... really, really strange.
41] How many windows or do they even have a window? ... there were windows.
42] What's inside their closest? Books. Lots, and lots, of alchemy books.
43] Is their room clean? Depends on who's cleaning. Al would probably pick up any mess his brother makes without even thinking about it.
44] 1900-ish or let's make it modern? ... wtf?
45] Depending on your answer above, what supplies do they have? ... this is very strange.
46] Any pets? If so, what kind? Den! And Al's insane amount of kitty-friends!
47] Home alone, party, parents, etc.? WTF?
48] What type of bedsheets do they have?... white?
--------[WISHES]--------
49] Why is he/she/it your favorite character? Edward is just so infinitely amusing.
50] Do you wish you were like him/her/it? No. I'm already frighteningly enough like him as it is.
51] Do you wish you were with him/her/it? For sanity's sake, no. It's bad enough having him live in my head.
52] Do you wish him/her/it is real? Well, yes. Because it would make life that much more interesting.
53] Do you wish Fullmetal Alchemist never ends? No. It has to have an end, otherwise it would just die of stupid and lazy plots.
54] Do you wish the Fullmetal Alchemist movie was on right now? GOD YES, I want to see it with subtitles SO DAMN BADLY.
55] Do you wish you had automail? That would actually suck, a lot. I like my limbs plenty, thanks. Now, if I were missing one, that might be a different story. But I'm not. (Taisa, stay away from me with that hacksaw. I'm serious.)
56] Do you wish you were a big suit of armor? Do I LOOK insane to you? (...don't answer that.)
57] Do you wish you were in the military? Nope. I've no desire to be in the military.
58] Do you wish that alchemy really worked? If you're asking if I wished it was possible to transmute something by pure will alone, (and harnassing energy from another world), then yes. That would be cool.
59] Do you wish for a endless amount of Fullmetal Alchemist stuff in your room? Too late.
--------[YOU IN THE FMA WORLD]--------
60] What would be your name? Catie
61] Your rank? State Alchemist
62] Are you an alchemist? *stares at you* Look, have you MET me?
63] What type of alchemy do you use? Type? TYPE? *sighs* There are no "types" there are people who SPECALIZE. I wouldn't bother in specializing because I'd be holed up somewhere, cackling, creating the Philospher's Stone.
64] Who are you friends with? Dunno. I doubt I'd come across people, although I wouldn't be surprised if the Elric-kyoudai show up since I'm up to my ears in literature on the Stone.
65] Who are your foes? People who get in my way.
66] What is your purpose in the Fullmetal Alchemist world? Gih, I need a purpose? Go away, I'm studying.
67] Are you strong, smart, fast, etc. etc.? Depends on if I'm in spacey-Kenshin mode or cool-Kenshin mode.
68] Does the Elric brothers cross paths with you? *points to above*
69] Do they join you? *envisions how cool it would be to slam the door in Ed's face* Hee hee hee. Erm. They'd probably be bugging me, Ed especially, for information.
70] Does Roy happen to bump heads with you? Unfortunately. Side effect of being the military.
71] Does Roy flirt with you? Hope not, I wouldn't want to have to rearrange his face. I don't think Edward would like that very much.
72] Anyone else you run into? Literally? Probably too many people. I'm a klutz.
73] Does anyone ever save you or are you too tough to be saved? Probably depends on the situation, and if I notice/care that I need rescuing.
74] Did you almost get killed by anyone? Not that I recall.
75] What areas/towns have you visited? I don't get out much, but probably Central, aside from whereever it is I live. *glances around* Where DO I live?
76] Are you a lazy or outgoing person? ... Go away, I'm studying.
77] If you're an alchemist, do you desire for the Philosopher's Stone? *stares at question incredulously, then points up to question 63*
78] Do you have any automail? No, I'm stupid but I'm not THAT stupid. OR that reckless.
79] Any friends with you? Probably lots of them. *laughs*
80] Whatever your purpose was, do you succeed? I dun't know, it would be interesting if I did manage to create the Philospher's Stone by the directions *I* have, which are considerably different than the ones in the show. If I did, I would have... a LOT of power, because it would mean considerably less DEATH in the creation of the Stone. ^_^x
81] Did you ever kill anyone during a fight? Um, I don't think so. Have I been in any?
82] If you saw a poor lil' neko or dog, what would you do? Give them to Al to watch Ed completely freak out.
83] If you're an alchemist, who would you ask for advice anything about alchemy? No one, that's what my books are for.
--------[FANDOM]--------
84] Would you call Ed short if you really met him? Oh, hell yes. Although, preferably from across the room.
85] Do you have a crush on any of the characters? Not that I'd admit to. XD
86] Would you want to marry him/her? No. I'm not THAT crazy.
87] Would you ask Al if you could hide inside his armor? Ask? What is this "ask?" Out of the way, I'm hiding from your 'niisan! *DIVES*
88] Are you a obsessed fan? *stares* I have the instructions to create the Philospher's Stone. YOU TELL ME.
89] Do you own a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist crap? *sighs* Yes.
90] Own a Fullmetal Alchemist website? I barely have time for my own websites, why create a bad fansite when there's a million better ones already out there?
91] Do you draw lots of Fullmetal Alchemist fanart? A... decent amount.
92] Lots of Fullmetal Alchemist fanfics? Not 'lots,' but some.
93] What would be your reaction when you see Roy in a mall or someplace? Stare, and stalk him around the mall like we did that guy who looked exactly like Folken.
94] What would be your reaction when you see Ed in a hardware shop or someplace? "I'd turn to whoever I was with and ask in a loud voice who that 9-year-old was, and should we ask him where his parents are before he hurts himself with the pretty tools?" That answer... is perfect.
95] What would be your reaction when you see Armstrong in a gym or someplace? Hide, before the sparkles KILL ME.
96] Have you seen the whole series? OH GOD YES.
97] Are you obsessed with a certain character? Not...really. Not as badly as you'd think. Just... amused.
98] Have you ever dreamed or thought about Fullmetal Alchemist during school, in a car, in bed, etc. etc.? Oh, yes. The weirdest dreams are the ones when I'm Ed, and I'll always wake up sleeping funny and have no feeling in my right arm, and I'll freak out.
99] Between a scale 1-10, how big a fan are you? Easily a 10. Maybe somewhere between 11-12.
100] Do you wonder why you took this Fullmetal Alchemist survey? Yeah. My fingers are cold now. o_Ox
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