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Dearest Short Bus:

Ripping open my legs because I am removing you from my bedroom is never acceptable.

Please die.

Catie

AUUUGH THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE STUPID LEGS STUPID BLEEDING

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So my parents came to visit me today.

My mom was like 'OH! we forgot to bring your Burn Notice DVDs back. D: Sorry! But I love Fi. She's hysterical!' and she starts going on about Fi.

And then my dad goes "I'm in my Sam Axe outfit today." Sure enough, hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and shorts.

I've got nothin'. xD