*facepalm* Wikipedia owns my soul, verily.
I started out doing some minor research for Waterstone, because I haven't poked at the story since November and - get this - I actually kinda want to work on it again. No this is not an excuse to watch The Mummy again. Maybe it is. Shut up! Don't judge me!
I ended up reading about Raziel trying to grant the Christmas wish of a child and accidentliy bringing zombies for Christmas instead. This is the same Raziel who wanted to be Spider-man. Why have I not read more of Christopher Moore's books? Lamb makes me laugh out loud when I think about it. Clearly I need to rectify this.
And now I have a plotbunny. It doesn't have fangs or claws, thank god. But it's a cute little plotbunny, sitting over in the corner making dovey eyes at me. Which is all well and good, mind you, until it UNHINGES ITS JAW AND TRIES TO SWALLOW A DIFFERENT PLOTBUNNY WHOLE.
... my plotbunnies are cannibalistic.
I, uh.
Uh.
*runs*