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[catystorm]

B'cause I'm bored. And I don't feel like charging my phone to do the voice post meme yet. :O

Ganked from senashenta

1. Choose a few of your own characters/muses. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.




Lessee. I'll do my regular Ed!muse and Kenshin; and Nick and Takeo for the lulz. I don't want to confuse Sariel too much or I'd do him too.

1) How Old Are You?

Ed: 16!
Kenshin: ...that is a loaded question.
Takeo: 17, I beat out shrimp-boy!
Nick: ...I'm the same age as my great-grandfather. That is fuckin' WEIRD.

2) Height?

Ed: ... are you implying something?
Kenshin: 5'3".
Nick: I, uh. Can I take the fifth for this?
Takeo: 5'4" and still growing!

3)You Got Any Bad Habits?? (gives Truth-serum to characters)

Kenshin: *sweatdrop* I let everyone run roughshod over me.
Ed: Nope!
Kenshin: ... you're a walking bad habit, Elric.
Takeo: I can spend an entire week in my room watching anime!
Nick: Which then translates out to never leaving the library. Because you're a GEEK, Takeo.
Ed: There's nothing wrong with being a geek! Knowledge is fun!
Nick: Yeah, until you PASS OUT because you haven't eaten or slept in three days!
Takeo: Oh, it wasn't that bad!
Ed: ... three days?
Takeo: Oh, like you've never done that before.
Ed: No, actually.
Kenshin: Your brother made you eat and sleep, didn't he?
Ed: I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I CAN'T OVERPOWER A SEVEN-FOOT-TALL-SUIT-OF-ARMOR!!!
Nick: See, Takeo's taller than I am. I can't make him do shit. Now, however...
Kenshin: NEXT QUESTION.

4)You a virgin?

Kenshin: ... is that really a question?
Ed: ...I think the real question is, does anyone actually have to answer that?
Nick: *scratches nose*
Takeo: Yup!
Ed: ...
Nick: Wait, you are?
Takeo: ...you aren't?
Nick: NEXT QUESTION.

5)Who's your Mate/Spouse?

Ed: *points at Kenshin* Kenshin's my fuckbuddy!
Kenshin: ... I wish you wouldn't use that term.
Ed: Friend with benefits?
Kenshin: I guess that's acceptable.
Takeo: You know, I still don't understand how Nick exists if he's gay.
Nick: There are some things I'd really rather never know. Unattached, by the way.
Takeo: What, you're not my mate?
Nick: ... friend, Takeo. I'm you're friend. I'm not your boytoy.
Takeo: I'M NOT GAY ANYWAY.
Ed: I'm not gay either!
Kenshin: We are not having this debate again.

6)Have Any Kids?

Ed: I DO! *points at Nick*
Nick: *facepalm*
Kenshin: I had one.
Ed: You had one WHAT?
Kenshin: ... we live with Kennichi, Edward.
Ed: KENNICHI'S YOUR KID?
Kenshin: You pay attention to nothing, do you? No, he's like my great-great grandkid or something. I haven't done the genealogy.
Nick: Suddenly my life is slightly less fucked up!
Takeo: Emphasis on the 'slightly'.

7)Favourite Food?

Ed: KATSUDON~
Kenshin: I like...food. Sukiyaki's tasty.
Nick: Pizza. I miss pizza so much...
Takeo: Fried chicken.
Ed: Man, now I'm... wait, chicken?
Takeo: Oh god I miss fried chicken. Hey, Ken! Can you make fried chicken?
Kenshin: ... I'm not cooking for you.

8)Favourite Ice Cream flavor?

Takeo: Chocolate. Chocolate chocolate chip with chocolate syrup.
Nick: My teeth rot just listening to you.
Takeo: Oh, c'mon. You're so bland. I bet your favorite ice cream is vanilla.
Nick: You'd be right.
Ed: Huh, I like vanilla a bit too, 'cause you can put a whole bunch of different things into -
Kenshin: Vanilla bean.
Ed: ASDF;KLJDASF.
Nick: Care to vocalize that?
Kenshin: Careful, he'll bite.

9) Killed anyone?

Kenshin: More than I'd like to recount.
Ed: I don't want to talk about this.
Nick: I don't think I've personally killed anyone.
Takeo: I know I haven't.

10) Hate anyone?

Ed: SOUJIRO.
Kenshin: Maa, I don't really hate anyone...
Ed: YUUKITO.
Kenshin: If you'd stop provoking them, maybe you'd get along with them better...
Ed: YUUKITO HUNG ME OUTSIDE FROM THE FLAGPOLE.
Nick: I remember that! Didn't he get you stuck in the chimney, too?
Takeo: ...how does something so small get stuck in a chimney?
ED: DDDX
Takeo: I can't really think of anyone I hate per se.
Nick: Mustang!
Takeo: Strongly dislike.
Nick: Mustang.
Ed: Ohhh. Can I get in on the Mustang-bashing?
Nick: Yes.
Kenshin: Moving on...

11) Any Secrets?

Kenshin: Yes.
Ed: Yup!
Nick: Doesn't everyone?
Takeo: I don't get it. Are we supposed to, like, tell them?
Kenshin: Probably.
Takeo: That's dumb.
Nick: Yup!

12) Love Anyone?

Ed: >////>
Kenshin: That's a might bit personal.
Takeo: But the virgin question isn't?
Kenshin: ... I had a kid. That doesn't involve storks, yanno.
Nick: Careful, Takeo's kinda naive. He might not know...
Takeo: FUCK YOU.
Nick: I thought you said you weren't gay.
Takeo: ...
Nick: ^___^

13) TACOS?

Ed: FEED ME.
Kenshin: Oh, can we stop with the food questions? I'm going to end up cooking for everyone!
Takeo: I'm hungry too.
Nick: Tacos give me gas.
Takeo: Doesn't change the fact I'm hungry.
Ed: *grabs Kenshin's sleeve* FEEEEED ME.

14) Ever slept in All day?

Ed: Well...there was a couple of days where I didn't get out of bed, but there wasn't much sleeping going on...
Kenshin: *sighs* I wish.
Takeo: Yup! Laid in bed alllll day and watched TV.
Nick: God, I'd go insane. The only days I've done anything like that is if I was sick or badly hurt or something.

15)Favourite Show?

Ed: Uh. Do we watch TV?
Kenshin: Occasionally. We go to movies more frequently. You do like that one show.
Ed: Which one show?
Kenshin: The one with the car. And there was the one with the blue thing.
Ed: Heeheehee yeah.
Nick: I actually go outside.
Takeo: FMA!
Nick: That's so meta.
Takeo: I knooooow.
Ed: What's that?
Nick: I don't think we need to go into that.
Ed: Now I wanna know!
Takeo: What blue thing?

16)Favourite Movie?

Ed: The Magnificent Seven!
Kenshin: Shichinin no Samurai.
Nick: Dude, those are the same movie.
Ed: They are not! Mine has cowboys.
Kenshin: I prefer traditional.
Ed: COWBOYS PWN YOUR SAMURAI.
Kenshin: ...you did not just.
Nick: I like Star Wars.
Takeo: YOU ARE A GEEK.
Nick: NINETY PERCENT OF THE PLANET LIKES STAR WARS, IDIOT.
Takeo: Well, true. I like Lord of the Rings.
Nick: See, that's far geekier than Star Wars.
Ed: COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS.
Kenshin: I AM NOT HEARING THIS. TRADITION OWNS YOUR COWBOYS. IN THE ASS.
Takeo: LORD OF THE RINGS IS NOT GEEKIER THAN STAR WARS!
Nick: OMG MOVING ON BEFORE WE DIE.

17)Favourite Band?

Ed: Uh... I don't listen to enough music to know the bands.
Kenshin: Ditto that.
Takeo: L'arc~en~ciel!
Nick: ...Black Sabbath.
Takeo: ...seriously?
Nick: You like L'arc?
Takeo: Point.

18)Eye Colours?

Ed: I have gold eyes!
Kenshin: Really really dark blue, or more violet? I don't know, I don't really look at my own eyes.
Ed: Yeah, I'd go with violet.
Takeo: Dark, dark bluuuue.
Nick: Amberish. I blame Ed.
Kenshin: Well, that makes sense. Given genes and all.

19)Skin?

Ed: I'm pretty tan.
Kenshin: I like to stay out of the sun.
Nick: Genetics again? Then again I'm outside all the time.
Takeo: I get mistaken for a ghoooooost.

20)Fat/Average/Slim?

Takeo: Nick calls me a beanpole!
Nick: It's because you are a beanpole. You have no muscle on you.
Ed: You do?
Nick: More than he does. I'm a soccer player. You, on the other hand, are absolutely ripped in comparision.
Kenshin: Yeah, he's slightly frightening. I have muscle, I'm just not that well-defined.
Takeo: ...everyone here has muscle but me. D:
Nick: Maybe if you got out of the LIBRARY once in a while...

21)Rain, sunshine?

Ed: Rain makes my automail ache.
Kenshin: I don't really mind either.
Nick: I have to go with Ed, besides the fact that rainy days generally suck.
Takeo: I like rainy days! I can spend all day inside and no one bitches at me. Like, I dunno. NICK.

22)Pool, Beach?

Ed: SAND IS THE DEVIL.
Kenshin: I like the soothing sound of the waves hitting the shore.
Ed: SAND IS EVIL! EVIL!
Takeo: I like the beach too! I turn into a lobster, but it's fun for a while!
Ed: SAND! EVIL! SAND! EVIL!
Nick: Yeah, Sand is a bitch to get out of automail.

23)Camping, staying home?

Ed: Considering we, like, lived on the road. I like having a home to go back to.
Kenshin: Ditto that. I've served my time outside, give me a roof over my head.
Nick: Aw, you guys are wusses.
Kenshin: Eleven years on the road, junior. I'm quite fine where I'm at now.
Takeo: Don't make me leave my hooooome.

24)Dog, Cat?

Ed: I like cats.
Kenshin: I used to like cats, before ours started its vendetta against me...
Nick: I've never had a pet.
Takeo: PUPPIES.
Nick: What are you, five?
Takeo: I've ALWAYS WANTED A PUPPY.
Nick: NO.
Takeo: Awww. T_____T
Ed: Wow, this sounds familiar.

25)Believe in aliens?

Ed: Who are you, Shieska?
Kenshin: Universe is too large for it just to be us.
Nick: Definitely, I agree with Kenshin on that one.
Takeo: THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
Nick: O_O;
Takeo: *minispazz*

26)Natural Born, or Clone?

Ed: I don't get it.
Kenshin: You're natural born. I, however, am a clone of someone who was natural-born.
Takeo: You're a CLONE?
Kenshin: I was born in 1849, kid. Well, the original me. I was cloned a few years ago - and yes, long story.
Takeo: COOOOOL.
Nick: Natural-born. So is Takeo, since he's too busy foaming to answer.

27)Car or Ship..?

Ed: I've never been on a ship!
Kenshin: It's nothing special. I like my motorcycle.
Nick: I have a bicycle.
Takeo: Trains are cool!

28)Ever destroyed something out of Blind Rage?

Ed: Yes.
Kenshin: Uh. Kind of.
Ed: You? Really?
Kenshin: I don't wanna talk about it.
Takeo: I don't think I have. Unless you count the remote control or something...
Nick: That would count, and kind of yes.

29)Any Unusual Things about you?

Ed: I'm a gimp!
Kenshin: I'm a clone, and kind of a samurai.
Nick: I'm from modern Tokyo, and I have automail. But it's Takeo's fault.
Takeo: What? It is?
Nick: >___>;;

30)How much food/drink do you need a day?

Ed: As much as I can.
Kenshin: God, you put it away like nothing I've ever seen.
Takeo: Wait until you feed us too.
Kenshin: ...shit.
Nick: Hey, I'm hungry.

31)Favourite Place?

Ed: My lab.
Kenshin: The roof, it's the quietest place to read.
Takeo: The library!
Nick: Who's surprised at that? Anyone? I like the soccer field, myself.

Ed: Is that it? Are we done?
Kenshin: I think so.
Ed: Cool, are you going to feed us now?
Kenshin: No.
Nick: Awww, why not?
Takeo: He's a jerk.
Nick: *puppy dog eyes*
Kenshin: WHAT? Don't do that!
Nick: Why do you hate me?
Kenshin: I don't hate you! STOP THAT!
Ed: Oooh, I hadn't tried that yet. *joins in on the puppy-dogging*
Kenshin: ... you're so not getting laid tonight.
Ed: *still with the puppy dog eyes* Hungry. Don't care.
Kenshin: ALL RIGHT I'LL FEED YOU GUYS STOP THAT.
Takeo: YAY!
Nick: VICTORY IS MINE!
Ed: Ours! Victory is OURS.
Nick: Whatever.

**



Sometime Later...

Ed: Do I really have to do this?
Kenshin: It's that or dishes duty.
Ed: I can do dishes!
Kenshin: Without alchemy.
Ed: ....goddammit anyways.
Ed: *coughs* I was informed that we need to "tag" people.
Kenshin: To do this craziness as well.
Ed: ...I don't want to pick anyone.
Kenshin: ... then what was the point of this?
Ed: I dunno! You're the one making me do this!
Kenshin: So tag someone!
Ed: All right, all right! peach_jello, since she brought it up.
Kenshin: Two more.
Ed: WHY IS THIS MY DECISION?!
Kenshin: Two more.
Ed: Um. pyroh has a lot of interesting characters. She can do it too! And... uh. Um. bean_thing.
Kenshin: There. Was that so hard?
Ed: IT WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH. WITHOUT NOVACAINE.
Kenshin: I'm going to bed now. Coming?
Ed: AS:LKJFSSD YES.

*

Waaaay later:

Nick: Swear to god they might know their stuff when it comes to sword-slinging and alchemy but they don't know a damn thing about tags. *fixes post*
Takeo: Niiiiiiick. Why am I still up?
Nick: Because you ate like seven tacos and then locked yourself in the bathroom, that's why.
Takeo: Why didn't you stop me? T_T
Nick: Because you're an idiot.
Takeo: ;__; YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
Nick: No, I don't love you, you got me into this fucking mess. *fixes the rest of the HTML* I can't believe he forgot to tag rabid_bunny, too. He's an idiot.
Takeo: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, I'M SO CUTE AND ADORABLE.
Nick: ... I'm going to bed like sane people already should be. And locking the door behind me.
Takeo: T___T I GET NO LOVIN'S.