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Tuesday, September 6th, 2005 12:43 pm
It WAS real. It WAS legit.

;_______________________________________;

And, dude. Fritz Lang. The guy who did Metropolis, Fritz Lang.



Incoherent movie spoilers.



Crazy dude just realized Al was empty. Yay!

AHAHAHAA, Resounding clap. Wonder who THAT could be?

OMG ED, WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR HEAD? Is that a bowl? It sure looks like it.

... *cocks head* It looks like a diver's helmet.

Well, that was useful. Ed, dodging skills are useful. USE THEM ONCE IN A WHILE, I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM.

DUNDUNDUNNNNN~ we figured out who Ed is. Bravo, nameless bad guy, bravo!

Is it sad I know the music note for note already?

Dude, cam-guy. Eternally grateful but couldja actually try to get the screen, once in a while?

Can't really tell what's going on, can't see the screen. >.>

THE CAMERA DROPPED IN TIME TO SEE THE GODFUCKINGGATE. AUUUUUGH. >.< I have nightmares about that thing. >.>

...

GLORIOUS ED, ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS. Poor Al, give him back his head!

ED IS DRIVING THE GODDAMNED CAR. *terrified* ... *screencaps*

Well, good reason for being terrified. Hey, Ed. There's a little thing called a road, you're supposed to 1) keep your eyes on it and 2) STAY ON IT.

Oooo, that sucked. Hope that wasn't your car.

Edward crashed the car TURNING AROUND IN HIS SEAT to argue with Alfons about alchemy. Glorious.

Wow, that's a weird voice coming out of Alfons. I'm so not used to it.

Car full of random gypsies!

Oh, cool! Kelas is actually SUNG by the gypsies! That's SO COOL!

God, I love the face on Ed. He's not even there.

THAT FADE-OUT WAS REALLY FUCKING COOL!

OOOOOOH STRAIGHT INTO LINK <3333

The opening credits run through all the DVD covers. That's pretty cool.

...the opening credits shouldn't make me cry, fucking dammit. I am such a little girl. >.<

All, look, it's the alters!

...aww, he talks in his sleep. (The crate full of arms and legs is more than slightly disturbing.)

I keep expecting to have an epileptic seizure because of this movie.

HUGHES~! <3

Watch Ed flip his shit as alter!Furher goes by. Chase scene!

That... was disturbing and glorious all in the same shot.

Ed sneaking around with a gun and a lantern. *snickers* So wrong, and so very, very funny.

OH THAT WAS ENVY'S VOICE

OMFG that was wrong and funny at the same time. Whoops, gassed him.

Roy the living snowman. Yikes. Makes me cold even THINKING about it. >.>

Roy needs a hug or three.

...omgwhat? Is Izumi ...dead? o___o

AHAHAHAHAAAA. *coughs* Go, Al.

...does Armstrong have his own town? O_O

That's terrifying. And that used to be Lior.

Aww, go Al! *has a feeling she'll be saying that a lot*

Whatever you just did, that was REALLY FUCKING COOL, AL!

*smacks forehead* And, that was your armor. I need to screencap this.

Oooo, that's where that cut comes from. Not a battle, but slicing himself on glass sneaking in. That's different, it's nifty.

That's great. "Oh, magic. What a joke--WAITASEC" Hi, Ed.

There ain't NO WAY he redrew that entire massive array with only that little bit of chalk. Ain't no damn way.

That was great. "Wait, that shouldn't have worked!"

Welcome to the land of "Edward is a little monkey." The guy's just like "I CAN'T HIT HIM!" Edward: *dodgedodgedive*

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod. (Why do *I* feel hysterical, dammit?) Edward is exactly one second away from flipping his shit horribly.

Okay, Edward was one second away from being crushed to death. JEEBUS LET HIM BREATHE, AL. Not only is he apparently trying compact Edward, he's also RUBBING HIS HEAD ON HIM. Hi, Al, you're not actually a cat.

... WHAT. THE. FUCK, ED?! Oh, wait. nevermind. I forgot who we were talking about. (Good catch on the head, Al.)

OMG. Like nothing has changed. At all. GLORIOUS, guys, absolutely GLORIOUS. (I almost feel bad for the Nazis, who are all like OMGWTFBBQing while they're shooting.)

Ed is riding Al. *snickers* "KOCHI?!"

What is Winry doing with Wrath?

...AWWWW. ;_____; Poor Ed!

Aww, poor Al! STOP THIS MOVIE I WANT TO GET OFF. :-______-;

...that, is pretty damn funny. Ed works on animatronic dinosaurs.

...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute. *gears just clicked into place*

THAT FRITZ LANG? METROPLIS? OMGWTFBBQBQQBQQQQQQQQQQQ~~~!

OMFG ALTER!DANTE. (Poor Ed keeps making faces.)

I will reiterate how odd it is to hear a male voice coming out of Alfons.

Oh you have GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. THAT'S A HUMAN TRANSMUTATION ARRAY.

WHAT THE FU-- ... oh, EWWWWWW. It's Gluttony... kinda...

And it went straight for Wrath.

...oh, there ain't NO FUCKING WAY ED IS FLYING THAT THING. AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY.

Did he just JUMP from the biplane? Yes, he did. That was a window, once. (Leave that to the pajama club, you moron, that had to fucking hurt.)

Oh, JESUS, Ed, that had to hurt. You BOUNCED when you landed.

Good grife, what just happened with Wrath?

AUGH GATE GATE GATE GATE

...AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. ;____; So Izumi DID die. ;_;

Waaak, Alfons. ;_;

...ooh. *wince* Any landing you can walk away from, eh, Ed?

He's doing the walking and snapping thing again. Hi, Roy. Good to see those years haven't dulled your accuracy any.

*facepalm*

Hi, Ed. Clinging to the aircraft and OMG. Yeah, hi, Ed.

Oh, my god. That was awesome, Al. I want one of you. <3



Okay, now that my gibbering incoherence is out of the way, screencaps!



'Niisan! My heee~ad!



About 30 seconds before Ed wrecks the car.



Ed does not, in fact, wreck this car.



That's a really funny face, even if it's hard to see.



*is vastly amused by this picture*



Al and... armor.



I'm reasonably sure that's alter!Elma, from the 2nd game.



*amused* Screencapped because, haha. Ed drinks.



Hi, Ed.



I wish I had a better quality version of this picture.



Al, that's awesome.



Ack, alter!Scar and alter!Lust! (Ed and Al both stopped and made noises of surprise. It was great.)



Awww.

*flails in a circle*



In closing, I'm surprised at how much of the movie I GOT and UNDERSTOOD, even with my limited Japanese skills. I'm sure some things will make more sense when subbed, but I'm sated. I might even wait for a sub of the DVD release, whenever that happens. (Mostly because I don't know if I can watch it again so soon. It needs to ... settle.)

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