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Because I'm weird and decided to chronicle it; the strange dream I had last night.
First, it was getting ready for a con, and getting hotel rooms and waiting for people to show up. These rooms were HUGE, and the hotel was Arabian-esque with large pillars and stuff. People are wandering around, getting into their costumes and stuff. I do remember seeing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jes_schu at some point. She was dressed as pirate!Roy but was chasing someone with the lust-finger-claws. Also, selene9729 was there. Dunno what she was up to, thou'. I start freaking out because I can't find my coat and OMFG I'll have to make ANOTHER one!!!
Then, as I was running around getting material for the coat, I somehow ended up in Washington. o.o Yeah. Apparently I won a contest and got to meet the President. Yes, Bush was in my dream. OMGWTFBBQ. AND HE MADE FUN OF MY HEIGHT! As I was being escorted out I saw the press room, and who was in the press room? SCAR! So I beeline for him and demanded to know what the hell he was doing there. When he saw me coming he turned and RAN so I chased him out and down the street and back to where-ever the con was at. One of my friends grabbed my arm and wanted to know why I was in a hurry and I yelled at her about letting Scar get away to go hurt people! She was all like "Scar's a fictional character, it was only a cosplayer." And I get mad at her and run off to chase down the REAL Scar, but now the convention is in full swing and there are cosplayers EVERYWHERE.
I run around aimlessly for a little while, until I hear someone yelling something about state alchemists, then there was a rumble (the floor-shaking kind) and I go "BINGO!" I chase down the chaos, where there is predictably a large crowd around the mess. It turns out that Scar is now chasing two random Roy cosplayers IN CIRCLES and OMFG it's the funniest thing I'd ever seen. At that point I'd appropiated a baseball bat from someone (I have this odd feeling it was probably a Li'l Slugger cosplayer) so I'm armed and dangerous and since I saw Scar first and wasn't able to stop him it was my duty to do so or something like that. Then Scar stops chasing the poor cosplayers and sees me, and points at me and is like "Edward Elric!" and I blink at him before I remember hey, yeah, cosplaying Ed over here and where did my coat come from oh who the hell cares if I don't move now I'm gonna die! So I decide hitting him with the bat is the best option as he's expecting me to run away, so I swing the bat at him and he grabs it and BREAKS it.
I'm left standing there staring at my bat, which is now in splinters. Well, that's no good. I do the next-best thing, which is turn tail and RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL. What does that bastard do? HE CHASES ME. OMFG. He chases me all over the damn con, and I finally get enough of a head start to find a good hiding place, which in this case was me climbing up on top of something high and hoping he doesn't see me. He doesn't, as he stalks past, so brilliant me decides to JUMP ON HIS HEAD.
I don't quite knock Scar off of his feet, but I DO land on his shoulders and make him stagger. He rather does not appreciate me drumming on his head with both hands, so he reaches up and grabs my arm with his doom-arm. Oh, uh, shit. That's bad. I try to yank free but as I do he does his alchemy-destruction-thing and boom. Half my right arm, gone.
Uh, only, it's kind of already gone, because he destroys automail.
OMGWTFFBBQ. I start freaking out, still on his shoulders, not because he blew up my arm but BECAUSE IT'S AUTOMAIL AND OMFG I'M EDWARD NOW AND WHAT THE HELL I WASN'T EDWARD BEFORE BECAUSE I HAD BOOBS BEFORE! Before I have a chance to process anything else, Scar tries to grab me by my neck but out of bloody NOWHERE Alphonse comes charging in and body-checks Scar straight into a wall. Like, major thundering charge get-out-of-the-way-or-get-trampled. Of course, I'm still on Scar's shoulders but I miss most of the impact and jump clear, still freaking out about my sudden character shift and now lack of useable right hand. Scar gets up, unsteadily, and Alphonse then kicks him straight through a fountain-waterfall into the marble side of the fountain, and Scar is down for the count.
So then the cops come, regular plain cops, and arrest Scar and cart him off. I'm standing there, waving half an automail arm around, demanding to know just what the fucking hell is going on around here and what am I supposed to do now?! Alphonse looks at me and dryly suggests I run before Winry gets her hands on me. And that's when I woke up.
Really. I'd like to know where these dreams come from.
First, it was getting ready for a con, and getting hotel rooms and waiting for people to show up. These rooms were HUGE, and the hotel was Arabian-esque with large pillars and stuff. People are wandering around, getting into their costumes and stuff. I do remember seeing
jes_schu at some point. She was dressed as pirate!Roy but was chasing someone with the lust-finger-claws. Also, selene9729 was there. Dunno what she was up to, thou'. I start freaking out because I can't find my coat and OMFG I'll have to make ANOTHER one!!!Then, as I was running around getting material for the coat, I somehow ended up in Washington. o.o Yeah. Apparently I won a contest and got to meet the President. Yes, Bush was in my dream. OMGWTFBBQ. AND HE MADE FUN OF MY HEIGHT! As I was being escorted out I saw the press room, and who was in the press room? SCAR! So I beeline for him and demanded to know what the hell he was doing there. When he saw me coming he turned and RAN so I chased him out and down the street and back to where-ever the con was at. One of my friends grabbed my arm and wanted to know why I was in a hurry and I yelled at her about letting Scar get away to go hurt people! She was all like "Scar's a fictional character, it was only a cosplayer." And I get mad at her and run off to chase down the REAL Scar, but now the convention is in full swing and there are cosplayers EVERYWHERE.
I run around aimlessly for a little while, until I hear someone yelling something about state alchemists, then there was a rumble (the floor-shaking kind) and I go "BINGO!" I chase down the chaos, where there is predictably a large crowd around the mess. It turns out that Scar is now chasing two random Roy cosplayers IN CIRCLES and OMFG it's the funniest thing I'd ever seen. At that point I'd appropiated a baseball bat from someone (I have this odd feeling it was probably a Li'l Slugger cosplayer) so I'm armed and dangerous and since I saw Scar first and wasn't able to stop him it was my duty to do so or something like that. Then Scar stops chasing the poor cosplayers and sees me, and points at me and is like "Edward Elric!" and I blink at him before I remember hey, yeah, cosplaying Ed over here and where did my coat come from oh who the hell cares if I don't move now I'm gonna die! So I decide hitting him with the bat is the best option as he's expecting me to run away, so I swing the bat at him and he grabs it and BREAKS it.
I'm left standing there staring at my bat, which is now in splinters. Well, that's no good. I do the next-best thing, which is turn tail and RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL. What does that bastard do? HE CHASES ME. OMFG. He chases me all over the damn con, and I finally get enough of a head start to find a good hiding place, which in this case was me climbing up on top of something high and hoping he doesn't see me. He doesn't, as he stalks past, so brilliant me decides to JUMP ON HIS HEAD.
I don't quite knock Scar off of his feet, but I DO land on his shoulders and make him stagger. He rather does not appreciate me drumming on his head with both hands, so he reaches up and grabs my arm with his doom-arm. Oh, uh, shit. That's bad. I try to yank free but as I do he does his alchemy-destruction-thing and boom. Half my right arm, gone.
Uh, only, it's kind of already gone, because he destroys automail.
OMGWTFFBBQ. I start freaking out, still on his shoulders, not because he blew up my arm but BECAUSE IT'S AUTOMAIL AND OMFG I'M EDWARD NOW AND WHAT THE HELL I WASN'T EDWARD BEFORE BECAUSE I HAD BOOBS BEFORE! Before I have a chance to process anything else, Scar tries to grab me by my neck but out of bloody NOWHERE Alphonse comes charging in and body-checks Scar straight into a wall. Like, major thundering charge get-out-of-the-way-or-get-trampled. Of course, I'm still on Scar's shoulders but I miss most of the impact and jump clear, still freaking out about my sudden character shift and now lack of useable right hand. Scar gets up, unsteadily, and Alphonse then kicks him straight through a fountain-waterfall into the marble side of the fountain, and Scar is down for the count.
So then the cops come, regular plain cops, and arrest Scar and cart him off. I'm standing there, waving half an automail arm around, demanding to know just what the fucking hell is going on around here and what am I supposed to do now?! Alphonse looks at me and dryly suggests I run before Winry gets her hands on me. And that's when I woke up.
Really. I'd like to know where these dreams come from.
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