Mother, I Swear to GOD.

* Phone: RINGS
* Me: Yes?
* Mom: HOW DOES THOR GET BACK.
* Me: ...what?
* Mom: You told me to watch Thor and I watched Thor and HOW DOES HE GET BACK!?
* Me: I don't know, I figure that will be explained in Avengers-
* Mom: First Captain America misses his date and then THOR MISSES HIS THIS IS NOT FAIR.
* Me: I'm ... sorry?
* Mom: Loki makes it to Earth! How does Thor?
* Me: I don't know! I figure they summon him, or something-
* Mom: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THESE THINGS.
* Me: The movie isn't OUT yet!
* Me: (laughing)
* Mom: DON'T YOU LAUGH AT YOUR MOTHER.
* Me: (laughing so hard I'm crying)
* Mom: Stop laughing at me! How does he get back I know you know so TELL ME.

This went on for ten minutes, I am not even kidding.