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...I need to prove to my roommate that I'm not Envy before I can have my alchemy books back.

*FLAILS*

[Edit]: Got my books back. It involved this exchange:

CatyStorm: I want my books back!
BradxSchuldig: Still conducting tests. Please be patient until your identity has been confirmed.
CatyStorm: Any idea of when that'll be? I wanna go back to my reading. ;_;
BradxSchuldig: What'd you learn from your reading?
CatyStorm: That Flamel is a rat bastard that I need to punch in the nose.
CatyStorm: And then ask what the prima materia is.
CatyStorm: Mm, maybe I should reverse those.
BradxSchuldig: hehe, that is so like Ed. You really must be an Ed-clone o_o