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So there's a new FMA movie coming out, yes?
And a clip was released to the internet, yes?
And Catie promptly squealed like the idiot fangirl she is and proceeded
I am amused that there's an ACTUAL ARTICLE there, not just 'lorem ipsum' or some copypasta from an existing publication.
From above, it appears that Hawkeye has an antenna. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. (snicker)
Where the fuck is the continuity with the hair? I mean, this is set during Brotherhood - it has to be, Al has the clappy transmutation (as seen later). Ed having outlined hair calls right back to the first anime series. I don't care that the art style is different, they just should have kept the same technique for his hair. /catie is nitpicky
Ed, that... look makes me nervous. Just sayin'.
I, Ed?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT DOOR, ED. YOU JUST HAD TO POP THE LOCK. WHY.
Reflexes, Al has some good ones. Great catch!
The child is a monkey.
Nice touch with the glove, and NOT SHREDDING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SLEEVE. A+, Ed.
Werewolf chimera goes I LIKE BEANS *nom*
Cue the KOMORI NINJA.
Ed: What. The. FUCK.
Oh, wait, there's a werewolf trying to eat me now. PRIORITIES. I HAS THEM.
Bounce bounce bounce.
I have no idea what the Komori Ninja are doing in the movie, they are just there.
I am not a fan of the 2D/3D animation mix, but bwah.
Ed goes flying....
Bounces off a girder...
And sticks the landing! Kenshin gives it an 8 out of 10.
Meanwhile, Al is playing with trains!
And by "playing with trains" we mean TRYING TO STOP THIS ONE.
Al, what's taking so long!?
I have... NO IDEA WHO THIS GUY IS.
Or what he's doing! Obviously an antagonist.
PAY ATTENTION ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU, ED. CLAWS. VERY BIG CLAWS.
And this is the point where the action animation goes bizarre, just sayin'.
Guy in the white coat fights the werewolf!
Ed says "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna do what I should have done to start with!"
And completely warp the train cars trying to grab the bad guy! Man, I really hope those things were empty.
We've successfully knocked the chimera over the side of the train, yay!
Now, white-coat guy!
Who...
...uses lightning alchemy. Great. (Ed, are you a turtle? That was an epic duck.)
Annnd then you fall over backwards. All that badass keeping your feet and then you fall over.
Yeek.
Decoupling the train cars, the EASY way!
So, Al, stopped the runaway train yet?
No? Well then I'll just do my thing here...
...and fuck up the train tracks leading to Siam Sid here trying to slow the train!
Yes it might be wise to flee the area, given that State Alchemists seem to drive the insurance premiums THROUGH THE ROOF.
Bahahaha guys....
....annnnd that's all she wrote.
You know, I don't give a shit if the movie is bad, I know I'm going to get flaily enjoyment out of it and that's all that matters to me!
And a clip was released to the internet, yes?
And Catie promptly squealed like the idiot fangirl she is and proceeded
I am amused that there's an ACTUAL ARTICLE there, not just 'lorem ipsum' or some copypasta from an existing publication.
From above, it appears that Hawkeye has an antenna. YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. (snicker)
Where the fuck is the continuity with the hair? I mean, this is set during Brotherhood - it has to be, Al has the clappy transmutation (as seen later). Ed having outlined hair calls right back to the first anime series. I don't care that the art style is different, they just should have kept the same technique for his hair. /catie is nitpicky
Ed, that... look makes me nervous. Just sayin'.
I, Ed?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT DOOR, ED. YOU JUST HAD TO POP THE LOCK. WHY.
Reflexes, Al has some good ones. Great catch!
The child is a monkey.
Nice touch with the glove, and NOT SHREDDING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SLEEVE. A+, Ed.
Werewolf chimera goes I LIKE BEANS *nom*
Cue the KOMORI NINJA.
Ed: What. The. FUCK.
Oh, wait, there's a werewolf trying to eat me now. PRIORITIES. I HAS THEM.
Bounce bounce bounce.
I have no idea what the Komori Ninja are doing in the movie, they are just there.
I am not a fan of the 2D/3D animation mix, but bwah.
Ed goes flying....
Bounces off a girder...
And sticks the landing! Kenshin gives it an 8 out of 10.
Meanwhile, Al is playing with trains!
And by "playing with trains" we mean TRYING TO STOP THIS ONE.
Al, what's taking so long!?
I have... NO IDEA WHO THIS GUY IS.
Or what he's doing! Obviously an antagonist.
PAY ATTENTION ON WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOU, ED. CLAWS. VERY BIG CLAWS.
And this is the point where the action animation goes bizarre, just sayin'.
Guy in the white coat fights the werewolf!
Ed says "Fuck this shit, I'm gonna do what I should have done to start with!"
And completely warp the train cars trying to grab the bad guy! Man, I really hope those things were empty.
We've successfully knocked the chimera over the side of the train, yay!
Now, white-coat guy!
Who...
...uses lightning alchemy. Great. (Ed, are you a turtle? That was an epic duck.)
Annnd then you fall over backwards. All that badass keeping your feet and then you fall over.
Yeek.
Decoupling the train cars, the EASY way!
So, Al, stopped the runaway train yet?
No? Well then I'll just do my thing here...
...and fuck up the train tracks leading to Siam Sid here trying to slow the train!
Yes it might be wise to flee the area, given that State Alchemists seem to drive the insurance premiums THROUGH THE ROOF.
Bahahaha guys....
....annnnd that's all she wrote.
You know, I don't give a shit if the movie is bad, I know I'm going to get flaily enjoyment out of it and that's all that matters to me!